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Ok, so now we’re LIVE in Vegas, at the famous Rio Hotel, Casino and Resort. There are six of us here in Room 649 of the Ipanema tower, overlooking the Rio swimming pool. It’s creeping towards 1:00pm local time, and there’s college basketball on the television (muted, of course). Around the room we have yours truly, the Commish, Andrew Flynn, seated at the cafe table/desk, facing north, my right side adjacent to the window. I’m the one with internet access, thanks to the lack of wireless in the room. (really, in this day and age?) Opposite me, “manning” the speakerphone, is Stan Sharik, of the fifth-place Stanimals.
On the couch across from me is Alex Tava, of X-Men on the left, and Tim Nygard, of Misogynistic Padres, on the right. Barry Stahl of The Pi Train occupies the lounge chair in the corner (I have to peer around my laptop screen to see him), and on the bench at the foot of the bed is Tom Ross, of Get Off Kong!
On the phone we have Paul Hershberg, of Shoeless Jews, calling in from home in Louisville, Kentucky. Also dialed in is Steve Sharik (“Cover Zero”) and Mark Ratajczak (newly re-named “Pirate Smokers”), both calling in from their respective homes in Ann Arbor, Michigan.
There’s a few minute delay as Drew Capece, of Goodfellas, of Bowie, Maryland, is having trouble getting on the conference call. Everyone hangs up so Tim can dial in as the host. After a few moments, we’re all online.
The Introduction
As commissioner, I had to give a bit of a preamble to the league – here are the bullet points:
This is our 18th Season since starting from scratch in the 1992 Draft, in my tiny apartment on Madison, watching Christian Laettner make a last-second bucket over Kentucky. First, some announcements:
- Phone numbers for contacting league members have been posted to the board and emailed, in case someone gets disconnected.
- I’ll try to have the rosters inputted into the system sometime later tonight or tomorrow morning. Several of you have yet to access the system – an email was sent out – please let me know if you need that info again.
- Also keep in mind that we have a new statistics site – OnRoto.com. Thanks to Mark, who set us up for free. Plus I think we’re all familiar with the site and the way it works.
- First NL game is Sunday night, April 5th (Atlanta at Philadelphia, 8pm Eastern). Roster moves are due prior to that game for Day 1 and Day 2 (Monday April 6th), which has a full slate of games.
- FAAB is active for Week 1. FAAB deadline is Midnight Eastern, Monday night, April 6th. Teams then have 12 hours to make any necessary moves for the Noon Eastern transaction deadline on Tuesday April 7th.
- Lastly, league fees. Fees should be sent to me before opening day. Standard $260, plus whatever the portion of the conference call is for those not in attendance in Las Vegas. I’ll post the address that you can use, or you can send money using a credit card via PayPal, though that requires around a $10 surcharge.
Reminders:
- Nomination order will be in the order of finish from 2008, so it will start with the Atomic Roadrunners and end with Tim
- Starting after round three, we’ll have a money check after every odd round
- Players are allowed two official “hold ups” – if they exceed that the auction will continue
- For those on the phone, please identify yourself when possible while bidding to help reduce confusion.
- We’ll have a 10-minute break between the Major League and Minor League portions of the draft
- Minor League Draft will start with Tim and work up last season’s order of finish until it gets to Atomic Roadrunners, who will have the last selection of each round
- We’ll try to keep the minor league draft moving along – last season we averaged just over 30 seconds per pick, and prior to most picks the “on deck, in the hole” teams will be announced.
With that, we were ready to begin.
Follow the Money
First off, some teams were coming into the draft with a comfortable amount of protections, and some had the bare minimum. Additionally, several teams had loads of cash to spend, while others would be on a budget straightaway. Here’s the breakdown:
- Atomic Roadrunners: $98 spent / $162 available for 11 players
- X-Men: $127 spent / $133 available for 14 players
- Shoeless Jews: $117 spent / $143 available for 14 players
- Goodfellas: $112 spent / $148 available for 18 players
- Stanimals: $126 spent / $134 available for 14 players
- The Pi Train: $125 spent / $135 available for 16 players
- Pirate Smokers: $75 spent / $185 available for 14 players
- Cover Zero: $117 spent / $143 available for 10 players
- Get Off Kong!: $106 spent / $154 available for 12 players
- Misogynistic Padres: $75 spent / $185 available for 12 players
The above list is in the order of the 2008 final standings, which will also be the order of nominations for the auction. I thought I was in pretty good shape, thus the ambitious shopping list. Pirate Smokers and Misogynistic Padres both had the most money available, and Cover Zero and my Roadrunners also were high up in the dollars per player rankings.
Tim’s team and mine were similar in terms of needs, with Steve and Tom’s teams also being similarly constructed. We all needed outfielders, Tim needed a few more infielders, but I had them all beat in terms of closers. Drew’s Goodfellas would provide the most interesting case study, as he had to acquire a full slate of 10 pitchers – no one remembers that ever happening before.
So I guess we’re ready . . .
First Round – 1:15 pm
Andrew: “With the first nomination of the 2009 WBRL draft, I nominate Hanley Ramirez, for $20.”
Crickets.
I wish.
The bidding zoomed right into the high $30’s before it even went dollar-by-dollar. I got in a bid at $42, which was theoretically my limit, and yet still got another bid of $45 in before I packed it in. To no one’s surprise, Tim Nygard, purveyor of the “Stars and Scrubs” strategy in so many previous drafts, walked away with Hanley Ramirez at $50.
Fifty.
Crap.
My strategy was falling apart after one player. I quickly did some mental inflation, and added a bit to the top-tier talent, but only the studs, as values tend to “normalize” pretty quickly after that, historically in our league. So Johan was back at $38, Webb, Peavy, and Hamels were all $32-$35, Reyes was probably now $42, and Utley was going back to mid-$30’s. Additionally, the top OF’s (Soriano, Manny, Kemp, Victorino) will likely be $30 or more, along with Prince Fielder.
After some shuffling, I noticed that some of the folks were a bit frazzled by that purchase, or maybe they were adjusting their projections as well. The last player drafted over $50 was Barry Bonds in 1999, for $53. Coincidentally, he was also drafted by Tim, who also picked up a $44 Larry Walker, a $44 Kevin Brown, and a $40 Billy Wagner that draft. Next highest guy was $16 Mark Grace – Stars and Scrubs, indeed.
Alex: “Brandon Webb”
Slightly interesting, as Reyes or Johan traditionally would have been the second nomination, but no matter. Bidding was pretty active, and I managed to say “$25″ as the bidding went dollar-by-dollar at that point. It seemed to have good momentum when Alex said “$30″, and since I had Webb pegged around $35, I felt no fear of saying “$31″, even though I wasn’t going to get him, as my strategy was to get two lesser pitchers.
Wait. Why’s everyone looking at me?
Stan, who wasn’t bidding, took over the “Going once, going twice” countdown, a little too early for my taste.
As a sidebar, I think there is a bit of an art in stretching out the dollar values of players. Saying “Going once” too early will diminish the liklihood of additional bids. Even worse, saying “Going twice” too quickly after “Going once” will effectively kill any momentum. So when I’m auctioneer, I tend to say (often) “We have Player X . . . at $17. . . to Hersh . . .Player X . . .” which usually brings out an $18. Additionally, a “Going once” will bring out the next bid when it gets down to the dollar increments, especially between two bidders. So as I was saying . . .
Stan said “Going twice” and I gave him a panicked look. I can’t ask the auctioneer to stretch out the timing on someone I’m bidding on, so I quickly scanned the room, and there were no contemplative looks from anyone indicating that a “$32″ was forthcoming. “Sold!”
Crap, crap, crap.
Okay, I suddenly blew past “acceptance” in my five stages of drafting grief (along with denial and bargaining). I hovered momentarily at anger, but switched back to stage four – depression. I just trashed my draft strategy with my first selection. I didn’t mind getting Webb – I’ve had him the past three seasons (with one Cy Young and two second-place finishes), and $31 is a decent price, but damn, I’m screwed.
What’s worse, half the people in the room looked at me like they knew that would happen, like I was an easy Brandon Webb “mark”.
Worse yet – maybe they were right, and I was living in denial.
Am I that easy to read? No poker face whatsoever.
Okay then, chalk it up – $31 for Brandon Webb. My pitching situation is screwed, but hopefully I can recover on the hitting side. There isn’t really a need to adjust the hitting totals to accomodate for the pitching. Now instead of two No. 2’s, I’ll just have to get a No. 3. So I was going to spend $39 on two pitchers – that leaves me $8 for my second guy.
I think we’ll be okay. I hope so – there are 120 more picks to go, and after five minutes, I’m already in shambles.
Paul: “Chase Utley”
What the hell? This is infuriating! Utley was my backup plan for not getting Hanley or Reyes – you can’t nominate him now!
I think I managed to say “$22″ or something, but it was all a bit of a blur, as I was still reeling from the Webb selection. My whole value system had been rocked again – Hanley should have gone for $45 – he went for $50. Webb should have gone for $35 – he went for $31. What was going on?
I’m scrambling, frantically jumping between spreadsheets to record Webb, run some different scenarios, cross Utley off the position list . . . where’s the bidding?
I can’t stomach bidding on Utley. I don’t have a strong connection, and I guess I hope he’s injured well into the season (he won’t be), because I really don’t have the enthusiasm to bid, though I really should.
Drew ends up getting him for $36, putting him at middle infield.
Drew: “Garrett Atkins”
And hey, it’s happened. The proverbial, “You win a player, then it’s your nomination” phenomenon. Paul ran the numbers – it happens once every 15 or so picks, just about at random. Oh well.
Another thing is that Drew always seems to nominate “underwhelming” players with his first-round nominations, but of course I can’t substantiate that at all. It seems that there was someone he nominated fourth or so overall that ended up going for $4 or $5, and then we went back to the studs. Odd.
Drew drafted Atkins last season, and could have protected him for $30. Good thing he didn’t, as Atkins has been on a bit of a decline for a while now.
I’m starting to recover from Webb-shock and Utley-upset. Good thing, too, that I have no interest in Atkins.
Tim gets him for $21. That’s two of the first four to Tim, and he’s spent $71. He still has $114.
Stan: “Cole Hamels”
Well, that’s better. A fellow ace stud, fresh off his widely-televised World Series heroics. Our league tends to over-value the younger studs, and he’s got potential written all over him. Since I’m sure to be out of the bidding, I get in a “$20″ just to try to head-fake anyone that’s sure I’m spent on pitching.
After a “$22″, Stan offers a flat “$25″.
Crickets. For real.
Now I’m a bit miffed. Hamels should definitely be going for low $30’s, and even if his arm is a bit wobbly, he’s at a minimum the fourth-best starter available in the draft.
Stan gets him for $25. Shocker. He looks a little uneasy – I know that look, as I showed it a few picks ago. Huh.
Curiously, Hamels may be in line for a Webb-like WBRL salary. Owned as a rookie and protected at $10 for three seasons (just like Webb), his first real auction he goes for $25 (just like Webb). So I guess in 2012, Hamels will go to Stan for $31, and he’ll be pissed too.
Barry: “Jose Reyes”
Bastard.
Now I’m screwed. I don’t know if Barry knows my plan or not. I discussed it obliquely when discussing potential highest-priced players, and who my first nomination would be (Hanley, Reyes, or Johan). Since I’m defending champ, I’ve known about this first-nomination responsibility since October. Barry originally owned Reyes as a rookie for $10, and in 2006, he and I ran up the bidding from $31 to $38, which is where I eventually won him.
But fortunately several people are in on the bidding, and it jumps around quickly – almost too quickly – to $40.
Here comes the real conversation between my big fat mouth and my rationale. See if you can tell who wins.
Andrew’s mouth: “$40″
Rationale: “Okay, good, we can probably go up to $44 without too much damage, but let’s check those Dan Uggla stats while we’re at it. Maybe Rafael Furcal?”
Others: “$41″, “$42″, “$43″
Andrew’s mouth: “$44″
Rationale: “Good, I think we’re done, here.”
Other: “$45″
Rationale: “Okay, tough break, we’ll let him go . . .”
Andrew’s mouth: “$46″
Rationale: “Um, what are you doing? Are you crazy? This ends now!”
Other: “$47″
Rationale: “WALK AWAY! Do not say another . . . ”
Andrew’s mouth: “$48″
Rationale: “WHATTHEHELLAREYOUDOINGAREYOUMAD????”
Stan: “Sold!”
Rationale: “OHMYFUCKINGGOD! WE’RE BROKE! We have no money for this. Why didn’t you listen? Furcal! Drew! Uggla! All reasonable!”
Andrew’s mouth: “(sigh) . . . take that!“
Well, there you have it. My second player. Following my dream plan. Didn’t get Hanley, but for only $2 less, I probably don’t have to worry about steals.
I’ve spent $79. On two players. That’s 49 percent of my available money. On two players. Both of whom were on the squad from 2006-2008.
“I’m getting the band back together.”
What can I say. The plan is shot to hell, but at least I’ll have “my guys.”
However, I don’t think I’ll be able to afford Shane Victorino, Prince Fielder, or Corey Hart for the family reunion.
Mark: “Manny Ramirez”
Though I should be in on this biding as well, since I need power, and not speedy outfielders so much any more, I once again need to re-group, though it happens more quickly this time.
Bottom line is that I spent $10 more than I projected, and a good $20 more than reasonable on that DH slot, so now it has to come from somewhere. Alright, so I’ll skip the $30 outfielder and make it two $23 outfielders. That’s okay – since speed is accounted for with Reyes, the non-speedy outfielders might be more affordable. That’s a $7 savings. I can’t take anymore from pitching, so perhaps the second OF can be $20 instead of $23. Okay, sounds like a plan.
Drew gets Manny Ramirez at $32.
That’s seven players, and Tim, Drew and I have six of them.
Steve: “Russell Martin”
Interesting. Sure, he’ll draw more cash than any other catcher by a good $10, but I’m not sure a catcher run is going to happen at this point. At the least it reminds me that the catching position is ridiculously thin, so I need to keep track. I get in a bid at “$12″, apparently because I’m insane, but it’s quickly passed.
Mark ends up getting him for $22, which is probably appropriate.
Tom: “Alfonso Soriano”
Another guy that was on my list, but is now unreachable. After all, I have $83 for nine players. The more I look at the situation, the more bummed I am that I won’t be able to be in the bidding on these guys, because it would be gross negligence to go after another. (Reyes was merely “indulgence” not “negligence”).
Steve gets Soriano for $34
Tim: “Rafael Furcal”
Sure, rub it in my face. He’ll probably go for mid-$20’s and do very well. Though he is an injury risk. I can’t even bid, since my DH spot is filled. So ho-hum, I’ll sit out the rest of the first round while these guys bid on Furcal, and plan my next nomination.
Stan gets Furcal for $25. Bingo, on the mark.
First Round Recap:
- Roadrunners: $79 spent – Webb $31, Reyes $48
- Misogynistic Padres: $71 spent – H. Ramirez $50, Atkins $21
- Goodfellas: $68 spent – Utley $36, M. Ramirez $32
- Stanimals: $50 spent – Hamels $25, Furcal $25
- Cover Zero: $34 spent – Alfonso Soriano
- Pirate Smokers: $22 spent – Russell Martin
X-Men, Shoeless Jews, Pi Train, Get Off Kong! not yet on the board. The first round takes exactly 30 minutes. It’s sure to pick up the pace in the next few rounds.
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